Someone recently made me watch this video and it pretty much summed up what Boobs Don’t Work That Way is all about.
Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
I’m surprised you haven’t gotten any Mortal Kombat Submissions yet. This is just part of their breast-stravaganza.

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I think the blue character’s breasts are connected in front, and all the boobs literally look like they’ve basketball implants. :|
Actually I think they hover just slightly in front of her and aren’t really attached at all. Bonus points for the classy camel toe.
Strategic SHE wrote to me saying that the very first time she saw, “ weird independently moving breasts” was in Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball. While I was looking for a good video to showcase said weird breasts, Eyelash sent me this and now I’m posting here for you. That’s team work people.

So many things wrong here. This artist does not know or care how boobs, waists, or wifebeater tops work. Also why is she giving herself a wedgie.
Everyone knows that wedgies are sexy.
Rogue got a new costume (now with a zipper!) recently and so this pretty much represents every picture of her since.

Okay the problems with this:
1) She doesn’t appear to be wearing a bra so nothing but magical forces are keeping those breastes up like that. (Even in a bra I can’t produce that amount of cleavage unless I’m pushing them together.)
2) Some other magical force seems to be holding that zipper in place.
3)I’m totally mystified by artists attempting to get Rouge to show some skin. Because of her mutation it always seems to be done in an awkward way. Like in X-men Evolution where they gave her that silly see through top just so she could wear the same belly shirt every other girl in that show inexplicably wore.
I’ll be honest, other than that I rather like this.
So many questions. Whats making her boobs move like that? How are they staying in that tiny top? Why? There are forces at work here I do not understand.
I think the mystical force that makes her boobs move when she is standing perfectly still is the the same that creates magical braless cleavage.

