Text 16 Jan 80 notes Unscathed Zombie Boobies

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Besides how gross this statue is, I thought it was a bit strange that every part around the breasts are cut/bleeding/gore-y, but the breasts are completely fine? Doesn’t seem to fit the zombie medium, but I guess zombies need to preserve their sex appeal too.

That’s a really wonderful observation! Thanks for pointing that out. Evidently, an injured woman is sexy, but only as long as her boobs stay intact. If those things get scratched, gross

-Satya 

(Also, they look like they were stuck on there as an afterthought anyway…)

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    Am I the only one who thinks that, along with the boobs, the anatomy is kinda wonky. SLIGHT CRIT TIME! Her stomach is...
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    Lol, if someone was technically already dead and currently decomposing, wouldn’t the breasts and other fatty tissues be...
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    …Gosh, what the hell is that sort of figurine anyway. CAN’T SELL A ZOMBIE GAME WITHOUT SOME GORE-COVERED HEADLESS AND...
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