Boobs Don't Work That Way

Month

September 2011

17 posts

Aug 31, 2011202 notes

Oh man, I think one is trying to eat the other. 

Read More →

Aug 31, 201117 notes

August 2011

51 posts

Play
Aug 30, 201112 notes
#Video games #Tera
I was actually going to feature the "batgirl and pharoah" one

But then I skimmed his gallery(which is full of this stuff) and found this priceless gem.

The best part? There are actually a few pieces in his gallery masked by the Mature filter.

This wasn’t one of them.

How does he think spinal columns work? Has he ever actually seen a human woman bending over in any way?

He’s open for commissions, guys! Get ‘em while they’re hot!

(original: http://bokuman.deviantart.com/art/Commission-MasterOkiAkai-001-252246297?q=gallery%3Abokuman%2F47655&qo=9)

Okay, am I the only one confused about how her top works? 

Aug 29, 20114 notes
#sphere boob #submission
Aug 28, 201111 notes

Read More →

Aug 28, 201111 notes
#NSFW. #I'm sorry
Aug 27, 201122 notes
#Manga #art #drawing
Aug 26, 2011416 notes
Aug 26, 201120 notes
Play
Aug 25, 201124 notes
Aug 24, 201110 notes

Under the cut because, nipples. 

Read More →

Aug 23, 20117 notes
Her boobs, they frighten.

Also: Her hands…where do they go? (Linked to artist)

I think this person learned to draw from this tutorial. 

Aug 23, 20115 notes
#art #drawing #boobs #submission
Play
Aug 22, 201164 notes
#Eiken #anime #video
Aug 21, 2011170 notes
#Comics #supergirl #win #Comic books #superheroes
Aug 21, 201120 notes
#Valkyria Chronicles #Selvaria Bles
Am I sopposed to send you a link to the picture or what? ><

You can send me a link but the easiest thing for me is if you submit a picture.  If you do submit something make sure to include a source. 

Aug 20, 2011
http://sociallyunacceptableart.tumblr.com/post/9047771377 → sociallyunacceptableart.tumblr.com

sociallyunacceptableart:

……. erm

Reblogged as a link because it’s NSFW. I imagine this is making the rounds on tumblr because it’s been sent to me 3 times. Thanks guys. :) 

Aug 20, 2011176 notes
#NSFW #breasts #fetish #why #submission

So not only do they move and squish in weird ways, they feel like marshmallows.

What if they tasted like marshmallows too? Oh man, that would be the best. 

Aug 19, 201141 notes
#Marshmallow boobs #boobs #anime #amazing #submission
Aug 18, 2011147 notes
#boobs #comic books #Marvel #comics
Aug 17, 201119 notes
#Soapboxing #doing it right #tutorial #I hope that clears a few things up.
Aug 17, 20119 notes
Play
Aug 16, 2011135 notes
#Anime #magical boob forces #video #win #submission
Muscular Mortal Mammaries

Mortal Kombat’s impossibly positioned boobs just scratch the surface!

Those breasts are just as muscled as any other tissue, as Shiva’s X-ray attack demonstrates for us.

Aug 16, 20113 notes
#submission #video games #Mortal Kombat #Shiva
Play
Aug 15, 20116 notes
#Not boobs #Minty Pineapple #Hope this isn't too annoying
Sorry to confuse you, it's just every once in a while I see a comment stating that you don't like a character. I was just wondering if it was the art or the character.

Ah, gottcha.

The only time I recall saying that was about Starfire. In which case, I dislike Starfire’s character. My only real experience with her being from the cartoon, mind. I found her annoying as hell.  

 Other than that I’m not sure. Though, chances are if I’m making a negative comment it’s directed at the art. 

Aug 15, 2011
Out of curiosity, do you dislike female comic characters as a whole, or just their bodies?

I am totally perplexed by this question. Neither? I enjoy comics and I enjoy the characters in them. I also happen to be a fan of female bodies.  

The thing is, I have boobs, I like boobs, and I understand how they work, so when I see them working in ways that they shouldn’t it confuses and annoys me. 

Aug 15, 201116 notes
Aug 15, 201136 notes
#anime #WTF #abs of abs
Aug 15, 20116 notes

I’m surprised you haven’t gotten any Mortal Kombat Submissions yet. This is just part of their breast-stravaganza.

Aug 14, 20112 notes
#sphere-boobs #submission #magical boob forces #nippleless #Mortal Kombat
Aug 13, 2011162 notes
#web comics #magical boob forces #Ctrl+Alt+Del #Dead or Alive #submission

My reaction to this is equal parts, “OW” and “My god, that’s a distracting gif.”

Read More →

Aug 12, 201147 notes
#leaning slightly more to the distracting end of things. #gif
Aug 11, 201119 notes
#submission #sphere-boobs #magical boob forces
Not enough dress tape in the world to keep that in place.

Catwoman’s left breast is totally gravity-defying in this panel. Nice of them to strip off half her top so we could really see it.

Catwoman is actually a repeat offender. Similar pose and everything.

Aug 10, 201116 notes
#comics #Catwoman #anti-gravity boobs #submission
Aug 10, 201117 notes
#camel toe #fabric doesn't work that way #magical boob forces #Mass effect #Fan art
Aug 9, 20114 notes
#Comics #Spiderman #fabric doesn't work that way #Stunner
Aug 8, 20113 notes
#submission #Ayano Raizer Elduke #video games #nippleless
Aug 7, 201119 notes
#Anti-gravity boobs #WTF #Lemon-breasts #sparkle-thighs #submission
Play
Aug 7, 201111 notes
#Video games #magical boob forces #Dead or Alive
Aug 6, 201110 notes
#sphere boob #submission

Sometimes when running this blog, I come across some really terrifying stuff. I think it’s only fair that I in turn, get to inflict it upon you.

Read More →

Aug 6, 201112 notes
#Link #Zelda #Video games #fanart #WTF #NSFW
Aug 5, 201113 notes
#Photoshop #wtf #submission
Re: Size F boobs, size 2 waist questioner... person. Here's the deal with cup sizes: they all depend on your band size. So, someone who's a 28F (who could very reasonably wear a size 2 pant) is not the same as someone who wears a 36F. The 28F girl's boobs are much smaller. So *technically*, it's not really outrageous for a skinny girl to have F cups. The thing is, most girls in the U.S. don't wear the right bra size (because the band is totally wrong!), so the size of "F" seems like this really huge thing when it isn't, necessarily. /steps off soapbox
Aug 4, 201114 notes
I love love love your blog. Bad boob drawing has been a pet peeve of mine since forever. A couple of people seem to have defended drawings that depict large boobs and I don't want to insult anyone but I think that *proportionally* these drawings are still generally speaking way off. Because I don't think there are any women out there with F cup breasts and a teeny tiny size 2 waist. Just sayin'. Anyway, you are awesome and keep up the good work. It's insanely entertaining.

Thanks! I imagine if you looked, you could find a few. 

Also, I just want to make it perfectly clear that I don’t have a problem with pictures of women with large boobs. It’s when they defy physics and have the consistency of pudding that really gets me.  Women who have boobs bigger than their heads but waistlines that can’t possibly hold any organs, definitely fall into that category. 

Aug 4, 20111 note
Aug 4, 201134 notes
#Man-boobs don't work that way.
The drawing of DC heroes in feminine poses and costumes was done by Kelly Turnbull(?) who draws the webcomic Manly Guys Doing Manly Things thepunchlineismachismo [dotcom] - her tumblr is Coelasquid if you want to link to the original artist and her original post

Thank you very much. I’m editing the post now. 

Aug 4, 20112 notes
Aug 3, 20113,422 notes
#Comics #art #not boobs
Front Page of DA

So many things wrong here. This artist does not know or care how boobs, waists, or wifebeater tops work. Also why is she giving herself a wedgie.

Everyone knows that wedgies are sexy. 

Aug 3, 201121 notes
#Magical boob forces #art #fabric doesn't work that way #submission
Aug 2, 201124,423 notes
#tutorial #doing it right #art #drawing #submission #reblog
Play
Aug 1, 20119 notes
#video #wtf #why?
Next page →
2012 2013
  • January 13
  • February 7
  • March 17
  • April 15
  • May 6
  • June 6
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
2011 2012 2013
  • January 7
  • February 2
  • March 2
  • April
  • May 1
  • June 3
  • July 1
  • August
  • September
  • October 3
  • November 28
  • December 24
2011 2012
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June 9
  • July 63
  • August 51
  • September 17
  • October 47
  • November 12
  • December 3