August 2011
51 posts
I might consider changing your tumblr format. I am having trouble leaving any comments or replies on any of your posts. It might just be me, and if I am just crazy or blind, let me know. I love your blog, and would love to be able to interact with it :) <3 your posts very much.
I’ve added Disqus. You should now be able to comment on posts. I’ll probably be changing the theme shortly. Thanks for the input.
July 2011
63 posts
So where does one find the "doing it right" tag, or any tag on this blog for that matter? The interface in this template is not exactly intuitively obvious--either that or I'm totally blind.
Awesome blog, otherwise! Thanks for your efforts to enlighten, educate, and entertain!
No you’re right, it’s not. I just picked a theme I thought looked pretty without realizing it doesn’t display tags on the main page. I’ve been meaning to fix that. I’ve also been meaning to create a tags page. For now, when you click on a post it will display the tags. Until I get my act together please enjoy this link. http://boobsdontworkthatway.tumblr.com/tagged/Doing_it_right
While I’m fiddling with things, is there anything else that should be fixed or changed to make things better?
Some good advice, some... not so much →
ragingtofu.deviantart.com
He gets the whole gravity part, but seems to have missed the memo about how breasts are actually attached to the chest.
Funny, this link has been submitted to me twice. Once as a bad example and then this one. It is kind of a grab bag of good and bad advice.
where is the clitoris? A school chef told me to find it to make girls like me
Lady lovers, please take note: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris
I hope that clears things up for you.
Run along now.
Hey, love your blog. Out of curiosity, when speaking of boobs that don't work that way, do you mean only natural boobs? Some fake boobs can be very "bolt-on basketball" looking from certain angles- but fake boobs aren't "perfect" (whatever that means, in this case it just means some made up standard that was developed by the culture/media) and thus have their own ways that they "don't work", if that makes sense.
Hmm, I suppose I do mean natural boobs. I’ll be honest, I’m not all that familiar with the mechanics of fake breasts.
Anime: Grenadier
I do believe this anime belongs in this topic. Feel free to watch it! She reloads her gun by twirling around & having ammo fly out from between her breast & magically they fall perfectly into her gun. Also, I don’t think she ever ran out of ammo between her boobs. Enjoy!
I just wanted to tell you that I absolutely love your blog. As a large breasted woman myself... The honesty and hilarity that this blog portrays is unparalleled. Thank you for bringing your blog into the universe!
I’ve gotten a handful of really lovely messages like this. I’m trying to answer them all in timely a way that isn’t too annoying. Just wanted to say I’m happy to have such awesome followers. Thanks guys.
Man-boobs don't work that way either!
Ah thanks, I’ve been meaning to post this for a while. Truly terrifying. Thanks for the totally scarring naked version. I may not be able to sleep tonight.
how do boobs work?
The doing it right tag has examples and tutorials of boobs working in the way they should. You should check it out.
You are on reddit
http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/iym6f/boobs_dont_work_that_way/
This may not be a good thing though 8/
Yeah, I got a bunch of traffic from it. It’s both scary and exciting.
I just want to say that the existence of this blog has made my day.
Aww, Thanks. Happy to have made your day. :)
About that superboobs clip, in case some of you guys didn't know - it's from Highschool of the Dead. It's a GOLDMINE for ridiculous jiggle physics.
I laugh to keep from crying.
I have to check this out.
Hi! Boob-pillow person here
Yes, it is comfortable! I used to do it all the time in school during lessons and then nap.
And to the anon, yes, those are really my boobs.
I am seriously jealous, boobs make the best pillows.
Are those really your boobs?
I assume you are taking about the bosom pillow picture, in which case: No they are not my real boobs, because they are not mine. The picture was a submission.
Life, but nothing like it.: randomredux: alisdee: boobsdontworkthatway: I had a friend recently... →
stream.alis.me
I had a friend recently send me this amazing Youtube clip.
Aside from it just being a bit confusing without any context it’s simply amazing to realize that “bullet time fanservice” is now a real thing o.0I’ve posted the gif of the chick’s super-breasts dodging the bullet before, but this whole clip is gold.
BRB lolling 4eva.
WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING HERE?!
I DON’T KNOW BUT YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!
Honestly, the whole blog is like that. It’s lolz.
I do have sort of a problem in that it sneers at stuff which is obviously supposed to be erotic/pornographic. It’s like… yeah. Pick on inappropriately-sexualised stuff in mainstream comics or whatever, but ecchi anime is supposed to be like that; mocking it for being a ridiculous sexual fantasy is kinda, uh. Missing the point a bit, possibly?
I do try to stay away from that stuff, however I come across a lot of things out of context and some stuff is just too ridiculous or funny not to post. As a general rule of thumb if it makes me laugh, I’m probably going to use it. So it’s more poking fun at than sneering maybe?
Anyway, thanks for thinking I have a funny blog.
Does lactation figure into this in any way?
This question frightens me. I am both curious and afraid to ask.
A call for submissions.
Hello lovely followers,
I’ve only been running this blog for a short while but I am already having so much fun. It’s great but every now and then I reach my limit of staring at poorly drawn cleavage. So I’m asking all of you lovely people to do me a favor and keep an eye out for me. If you see something that needs to be here, go ahead and submit it.
Thank you all for being awesome.
I expect that rather a lot of videogame art will find its way onto this blog in the future.
Oh almost certainly. In fact, you reminded me that I was going to post a video from Ninja Gaiden 2. Thanks.
