Boobs Don't Work That Way

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November 2011

12 posts

Happy Halloween, Guys! 

To celebrate I got you pumpkin tits. Enjoy. 

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Oct 31, 201125 notes

October 2011

47 posts

Oct 25, 20115 notes
#art #boobs #fabric doesn't work that way #manga #anime #lemon-breasts #submission
Oct 25, 201111 notes
This maybe a difficult question to ask you but: Why, in most "sexy" mainstream depictions of women from comics to games etc. avoid portraying nipples on their boobs at all?

I don’t know! I guess it’s weird quirk of censorship. The line has to be drawn somewhere and the powers that be drew that line at nipples apparently.

 Comics, aren’t the only ones guilty of this. Fredrick’s for example, have Photoshoped nipples out of ads before. I understand why a company might find it necessary to do this; I’ve just never understood the logic behind it. 

 I have no idea what makes a topless women more offensive or indecent than a pantsless one. And I really don’t understand why nipples are censored when boobs are not. But then it’s also important to remember that it’s not comics, or other media who set these kind of standards, it’s the people who regulate them (either official groups or just a local community).    

Oh and if you are going to censor nipples, please hide them behind something they can actually fit behind. It just looks so strange otherwise. 

Oct 25, 20116 notes
I think that Anon was refering to the first pic you see when you google images Lexi Madison. Her areola is the same color as her breast. Other then that I dont know what they're talking about.

According to my scientific tests you’d still be able to see at least some nipple. :p

Edit: You guys, I did the crappy MSPaint. It was me. Being silly. Google for the original.  

Oct 22, 20118 notes
I have a request

Someone wrote a rather nice blog post referencing this site where the author wrote a list of boob related things that really bugs them. And I’d like to link to it and elaborate on it because it was a pretty comprehensive list of what qualifies something to be featured here.  Only problem is I have since lost the link.  So if you wrote it or you know what I’m talking about please let me know. 

I really feel the need to clarify exactly why some thing gets put on here, because I think people believe I find a picture of a woman with a small waist and huge tits and immediately go,” THAT’S NOT WHAT REAL WOMEN LOOK LIKE! ” And honestly that’s just not the case. 

Oct 22, 20116 notes
Have you ever heard of a model LexiMadison? She's pretty much the the living version of a lot of girls you say don't exist or that don't have nipples.

A quick google search doesn’t really turn up anything relevant. Examples please? 

Oct 22, 20112 notes

Here’s another I ran into in the course of my image hunting.

God I so don’t get this. 

“Okay, so we want two sexy women on the front cover. Both with tops that don’t cover much and you know what? Maybe one of them is pants-less. Yeah! And have them pose in a really sexy way.  Woah, woah woah! What is that? Did you just draw nipples? That’s too far man. Children read these things. “

(lemme know if this should go under a cut or not. I mean no nipples so it’s safe right?)

Oct 22, 201145 notes
Anon said: "Helpful tip for artists when drawing large breasted women: breasts have weight; the bigger the breast, the more it weighs. String bikinis and halter style tops are painful to wear when you've got enormous knockers, because all of the breast weight gets transferred to a point behind your neck. This is why string bikinis over a DD cup in size are impossible to find in real life." well i say pics or didn't happen.

You want pictures of someone’s neck injuries? 

I’m confused. 

Oct 20, 201114 notes
Helpful tip for artists when drawing large breasted women: breasts have weight; the bigger the breast, the more it weighs. String bikinis and halter style tops are painful to wear when you've got enormous knockers, because all of the breast weight gets transferred to a point behind your neck. This is why string bikinis over a DD cup in size are impossible to find in real life.
Oct 20, 201130 notes
Oct 19, 201127 notes
Oct 19, 201114 notes
I'm sorry if it already has been asked but what is your opinion on the 'Tit Dicks' that appear in Japanese Hentai?

You guys are just making shit up to mess with me now aren’t you? 

Oct 19, 201114 notes

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tonamethemwouldshamethem reblogged your photo: pineapplehentai: I wish my boobs could do…

It’s like her cleavage is a portal to an alternate dimension

You mean like this?

Image submitted by Pedro Fodich 

Oct 19, 201198 notes
#tonamethemwouldshamethem
Oct 19, 201112 notes
#Anime #art #boobs #Nina #Breath of fire #Breath of fire 2
Oct 19, 20111,782 notes
#hentai #boobs #gif
Oct 19, 201112 notes
#Witchblade #Masane amaha #figurine
Oct 19, 201114 notes

image

speedolimit answered your question: Reboot?

I think it’s just the redesigns that are making people upset. Take Harley Quinn for example.

Oh yeah, this disaster.  

Oct 17, 201110 notes
#speedolimit #Harley Quinn #DC #Comics #comic books
Reboot?

Okay followers, I have an important question for you.

How do you feel about the DC reboot? 

I’ve never been a big DC girl myself, but the reboot interested me and I’ve been considering picking a few things up. However, I keep hearing negative things about it. Is it really as a big a mess as it sounds? 

Edit: Feel free to discuss in the comments as well. 

Oct 17, 201139 notes
#Comcis #comic books #DC #DCnU
I don't suppose you know who Cherry is? from the Ode to the Bouncer music video? thoughts? she's pretty popular for being, like, 'a real woman' with thighs.

Hmm lets see here. 

Pretty cool design actually, but yeah she’s going to put someone’s eye out with those things. Probably her own. 

Oct 17, 20117 notes
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Oct 17, 20119 notes

..Yeah. Thought of you when I saw this.

This comes close to almost representing something that happens in real life. Except for the bit where it looks like the breast is about to pinch off from the rest of her and become it’s own organism. 

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Oct 17, 20116 notes
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Oct 13, 201134 notes
#Marvel #Sky Doll #Comic #Comics
Oct 13, 2011190 notes
I just went through all 16 pages... This blog had me laughing my ass off! Definitely a good follow. Thank you for making this blog!

Wow. There’s only 16 pages? I really need to get my act together and start updating this more regularly.  I’m glad you like the blog. :) 

Oct 13, 20115 notes
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Oct 13, 201121 notes
#DC #Catwomen #Batman
Is it ok that i just come here because I like sexy chick art, and don't really notice flaws till someone points it out.

Yeah, that’s cool.  I mean that’s not really the point of the blog, but I figured that’s why at least some people come here. And hey you do notice them and it just might get you thinking, so that’s something I guess.

P.S. The point of this blog is sexy nerdy stuff. You might wanna check them out.

Oct 12, 20114 notes
I found this blog from BVA and Im sure you didnt suggest it to facilitate bullying, there are some boobs working wrong there too so it'd make some sense. They mentioned on some that they should probably be on BDWTW because they drew them huge.

Edited to say that I don’t have any ill will for the person who runs BVA. In fact, I feel a bit bad about the fact that we are discussing their blog while they seem to be away on vacation. 

Oct 9, 20111 note
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Oct 8, 201132 notes
I am sick & tired of people whining about blogs like "Bad Vocaloid Art." Here's a fucking clue, maverynthia: no one is forcing the 'artists' to look at the blog. How many of them even know of it? Do you know what bullying is, maverynthia? Do you know what it's like to be bullied? Do you know what it's like to be followed and taunted mercilessly by an individual or group that you are powerless to fight? BVA isn't bullying. Calling it bullying only hurts the anti-bullying cause. Shut the fuck up.

So, I was more than happy to devote this day  this discussion, because I think it’s an interesting and important one, but I’d appreciate it if we could not use my ask box to bash other people. I’m all for a discussion, but telling someone to shut the fuck up isn’t really adding to the conversation. 

Oct 8, 20114 notes
A response It's not "negative criticism" though. It's basically saying "Your art sucks, let's post it and laugh at it!" Criticism would be "Have you looked at a few tutorials on how to draw X style, here are some links I find useful" I have personal had my beginner art put on a blog and viciously torn apart, it made me want to quit art altogether
Oct 8, 20115 notes
I read the last question on my dashboard and personally I don't think those blogs are really bullying, I mean I haven't checked out bad vocaloid art yet but in most cases those blogs remove posts upon request and don't cause a fit and don't ask questions. I mean it's not like the blogs actually intend to hurt peoples feelings, they just put the art out there.

Yes, but I understand how they could hurt people’s feelings.  Especially since a lot of blogs tend to focus on beginning artists, who may not take negative criticism as well. Not that I think anyone who runs a bad art blog is a mean spirited bully, because well that would be kind of hypocritical. I just can see Maverynthia’s point.

Oct 8, 20111 note
Why link to bully blogs like "Bad Vocaloid Art"? Who's purpose is to make people feel bad they ever put pen to paper, or mouse to screen.

No, okay. That’s a fair question. I mean, it’s definitely something I try really hard not do with this blog.  I just happened to be aware of it ( someone submitted a post from there. A submission I chose not to post I believe) and thought it might be what the asker was looking for.

Perhaps you’re right though and I should not have linked it.

Oct 8, 20113 notes
I don't suppose you'd know of any other blogs or sites with similar purpose to yours? I've seen everything in your archive, but continue to guiltily crave more incredibly terrible anatomy

Yes I do!  You’d love Escher girls. It’s full of completely ridiculous anatomy and is an ace blog.

You might also like Bad Vocaloid Art.

Guys, feel free to add to this in the comments. I’ve been wanting to make a list of blogs everyone should be following and add it the sidebar.

Anyway, hope I helped fuel your cravings.

Oct 7, 20112 notes
Oct 7, 201112 notes
#Catwoman #Comics #comicbooks
Oct 6, 201136 notes
#Comcis #comic books #Grimm fairy tales #boobs #i
Oct 6, 201139 notes
#Ritsu #Mio #Shoujo ai #K-ON!
Fascalina resin model kit

more here: http://www.e2046.com/product.php?products_id=7456

Aww, they forgot to give her nipples.

Oct 5, 20113 notes
#fascaline #boobs #nippleless #submission
Oct 5, 20111,979 notes
#dc boot #harry potter #harry potter dc booted
Oct 5, 201126 notes
#Artemis #comic books #broken spines #random shoulders #comics #superheroes #Mike Deodato #maybe tilt your head and squint a little
Oh god. Queen's Blade.

And now available for your home! You too can own her!

From - http://www.hlj.com/product/dak37119

I honestly have no words. Queen’s Blade, is filled with ridiculous boobs and stupid outfits.

There is so much wrong with this. I don’t even.

I can’t even tell what’s supposed to be taken seriously with this stuff any more.

Oct 4, 201121 notes
#sphere boob #Queen's Blade #submission
Oct 4, 201130 notes
#impossible cleavage, #random shoulders #odd poses #Black Widow #superheroes #comics #comic books #a
Boobs DO work that way

inflatedmoose:

highonhopes:

boobsdontworkthatway:

I guess this is a reply to this post, to which I can only reply, “Well, huh.”

Oh come on guys, photoshoped all the way.

  • Check that guy’s face behind her ass
  • Check her glass, it’s all distorted.
  • Check her minishirt under her arm, it shouldn’t be all blurry and all deformed like that, it should make a circle around her arm
  • And look at that boob, it’s almost square shaped

I hope the original post wasn’t meant to be an actual joke :P

 All the way across the tube top.

Oct 4, 201126 notes
#Sooner or later I'm going to work out how to send this to the right blog on the first try. I swear
Boobs DO work that way

I guess this is a reply to this post, to which I can only reply, “Well, huh.”

Oct 4, 201126 notes
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#design #powergirl #wonder woman #comics
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