February 2012
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satyabear asked: I just really wanted to let you know that I absolutely adore this blog and all that it stands for! If you're thinking about closing, would you ever consider handing over the blog to a different admin? If so, I'd love to throw my name into the hat!
January 2012
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Anonymous asked: Is this blog dead?
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HOW DO THESE BOOBS WORK
What is this?
I don’t understand.
December 2011
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http://shoomlah.tumblr.com/post/13948621711/boobsdo... →
inflatedmoose:
shoomlah:
boobsdontworkthatway:
keightmaclean:
piratefaafy:
uglyrenaissancebabies:
Copy after Robert Campin, La Virgen de la Leche
Holy Neck-Boob, Batman!
(submitted by urhajos)
attn: inflatedmoose
Did you know that back then, they used glass globes as breast implants and perfectly spherical boobs were ideal. Like two little globes on your chest. Fucking weird.
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November 2011
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This blog has pretty much been put on hold for the moment and I’m sorry about that. Especially if you’ve submitted stuff. I have almost 200 messages to get through and some of them are from waaaay back and that’s basicly my fault. They kind of got away from me.
I’ve only got a few more weeks before school is over so hopefully over break I can clear out my submission box and start updating...
Backs don't work that way
Barda by Paul Jaworski
I’d like to attract your attention to some classic art.
Michelangelo used young men as his models. He never did research how actual boobs look like. Hint: they don’t look like little spheres that were plastered on as an afterthought.
Anonymous asked: A lot of these "nipple-less boobs" images I’m seeing seem to be at least partly covered, i believe the general intent is that the nipples are small and hidden just out of sight behind the fabric/whatever. So while the nipples may not necessarily be in the right place, i believe they are still there, and just tiny/out of sight.
This was in my drafts. I’m not sure why I hadn’t published it yet.
I often get asked just what I think is unrealistic when it comes to boobage and it just so happens that Leah H from Hourglassy wrote a fantastic post that pretty soundly sums up all of my pet peeves.
1. Boobs are not magical anti-gravity spheres that stand at perfectly perky attention at all...
Anonymous asked: I LOVE this blog! Not only is it hilarious, but it also helps me as an artist and shows me what to avoid :) Thank you.
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the-maddest-scientist reblogged your photo: justinrampage: Iron Man? Nope! Artist Evan Lee… Is she pregnant? I really can’t tell what’s going on with her stomach and breasts.
I couldn’t either at first,...
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Happy Halloween, Guys!
To celebrate I got you pumpkin tits. Enjoy.
October 2011
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Anonymous asked: This maybe a difficult question to ask you but: Why, in most "sexy" mainstream depictions of women from comics to games etc. avoid portraying nipples on their boobs at all?
Anonymous asked: I think that Anon was refering to the first pic you see when you google images Lexi Madison. Her areola is the same color as her breast. Other then that I dont know what they're talking about.
I have a request
Someone wrote a rather nice blog post referencing this site where the author wrote a list of boob related things that really bugs them. And I’d like to link to it and elaborate on it because it was a pretty comprehensive list of what qualifies something to be featured here. Only problem is I have since lost the link. So if you wrote it or you know what I’m talking about please let me...
Anonymous asked: Have you ever heard of a model LexiMadison? She's pretty much the the living version of a lot of girls you say don't exist or that don't have nipples.
Here’s another I ran into in the course of my image hunting.
God I so don’t get this.
“Okay, so we want two sexy women on the front cover. Both with tops that don’t cover much and you know what? Maybe one of them is pants-less. Yeah! And have them pose in a really sexy way. Woah, woah woah! What is that? Did you just draw nipples? That’s too far man. Children...
simple-catalyst asked: Anon said: "Helpful tip for artists when drawing large breasted women: breasts have weight; the bigger the breast, the more it weighs. String bikinis and halter style tops are painful to wear when you've got enormous knockers, because all of the breast weight gets transferred to a point behind your neck. This is why string bikinis over a DD cup in size are impossible to find in real...
Anonymous asked: Helpful tip for artists when drawing large breasted women: breasts have weight; the bigger the breast, the more it weighs. String bikinis and halter style tops are painful to wear when you've got enormous knockers, because all of the breast weight gets transferred to a point behind your neck. This is why string bikinis over a DD cup in size are impossible to find in real life.
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry if it already has been asked but what is your opinion on the 'Tit Dicks' that appear in Japanese Hentai?
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tonamethemwouldshamethem reblogged your photo: pineapplehentai: I wish my boobs could do…
It’s like her cleavage is a portal to an alternate dimension
You mean like this?
Image submitted by Pedro Fodich
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speedolimit answered your question: Reboot?
I think it’s just the redesigns that are making people upset. Take Harley Quinn for example.
Oh yeah, this disaster.
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Reboot?
Okay followers, I have an important question for you.
How do you feel about the DC reboot?
I’ve never been a big DC girl myself, but the reboot interested me and I’ve been considering picking a few things up. However, I keep hearing negative things about it. Is it really as a big a mess as it sounds?
Edit: Feel free to discuss in the comments as well.
snager asked: I don't suppose you know who Cherry is? from the Ode to the Bouncer music video? thoughts? she's pretty popular for being, like, 'a real woman' with thighs.
..Yeah. Thought of you when I saw this.
This comes close to almost representing something that happens in real life. Except for the bit where it looks like the breast is about to pinch off from the rest of her and become it’s own organism.
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turk-firecrotch-deactivated2011 asked: I just went through all 16 pages... This blog had me laughing my ass off! Definitely a good follow. Thank you for making this blog!